| PCMCIA | : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN | : It Still Does Nothing |
| SCSI | : System Can't See It |
| DOS | : Defective Operating System |
| BASIC | : Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM | : I Blame Microsoft |
| DEC | : Do Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM | : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2 | : Obsolete Soon, Too. |
| WWW | : World Wide Wait |
| MACINTOSH | : Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| PENTIUM | : Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics. Aiyo what happened? |
| COBOL | : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| AMIGA | : A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| LISP | : Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| MIPS | : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS | : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| MICROSOFT | : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| RISC | : Reduced Into Silly Code |
Update By : SA
Chuah
Last Update : 16 Sep 1999