All About Shit



 
 Common shit
 Bull shit Shit came out from wrong place.
 Horse shit What is commonly found at race-course ( bad luck ).
 Endless shit The never-ending conflicts between rival politicians.
 Deep shit People always falling into what was created by themself.
 Bloody shit Shit from cold-blooded animals like snakes and lawyers.
 Sticky shit Shit which spread to everywhere.
 Hard shit Problems which your boss can't resolve and pass it all to you.
 Local shit
 Damn shit Shits from condemned politicians like Taib, Rahim, Razaleigh, Muhiddin and ??..
 Stock shit Shares which dropped from $30 to $3 in less than 6 months.
 Mega shit What is left over of Bakun project.
 Industrial shit Daily contributions from numerous factories into the Prai river.
 Magnum shit Numbers which you bought constantly, but never come out.
 Political shit You can find plenty of it in our Malaysian politics.
 Culture shit Useless culture influence from the West.
 Hidden shit Shits which government tried very hard to cover-up.
 Dog shit Shits from MCA and MIC leaders.
 Foreign shit
 Nuclear shit What is keeping GREEN PEACE members busy.
 Pentagon shit President Clinton is sitting on it now ( Lewinsky?s case ).
 Financial shit What were passed out by George Soros and gangs in East Asia.
 Soft shit Shits from Bill Gates.
 Hot shit Shits from Saddam Hussein (too hot to handle!!).
 Ancient shit
 Holy shit Shit from Jesus which many archaeologists were trying to find at Jeruselum.
 Modern shit:
 Cyber shit All the false informations, stupid chain letters and other useless materials flowing around in the internet.

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Last Update     : 11 Sep 1999