What do you call a Singh who manufactures soft drinks?
YEOH HIAP SINGH
 

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
KARPAL SINGH
 

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KARAM SINGH
 

What do you call a Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
RELEX SINGH (relaxing?)
 

What do you call a Singh who is a lousy Singh?
OWTAR SINGH
 

What do you call a Singh who give you a headache?
KEPALA PU SINGH (Pusing?)
 

What do you call a Singh who is a gangster?
SAM SINGH
 

What do you call a Singh who is a three-star general?
SAM LAP SINGH (Cantonese)
 

What do you call a Singh who is a vulgar Singh?
TIU NIAH SINGH (Cantonese vulgar word)
 

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
MATA WANG AH SINGH (Mata Wang Asing)